I’m going to have to assume you’ve completed all four Dead Space games (1, iOS, 2 and 3) because I’m lazy and can’t be bothered explaining a vast majority of the back story nor can I be bothered warning ya’ll that this review contains pretty much every SPOILER in every Dead Space game. The following Dead Space 3 review was written while I sat in a soiled diaper as snot dripped from my nose onto my shirt. Having said that, my experience playing Dead Space 3 has compelled me to write a review, of sorts. I’m a discerning video game connoisseur, not a gamer, and my journalistic expertise lies in real journalism, not writing video game reviews because video game review writing is for children.
I’ve been playing Dead Space 3 shit loads since it came out.
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